The lord is my sheperd He keeps MY taxes lower

He leadeth me to Neiman Marcus

He giveth me a Rolls for shopping

He restoreth my checkbook aplenty

He teacheth me to write off personal expenses

He leadeth me past many less fortunate for mine own sake

Yea though I walk on by

I shall not look for this government art with me

These fashionable clothes they comfort me

Thou preparest me Tiffany diamonds and Cartier  jewelery

In the presence of mine enemies

thou anointest my woman  with Channel and Prada

MY cup overflows thanks to you

Surely designer clothes shall follow me to the end of my days

And I will live on Rodeo Drive forever

THANKS CONGRESS