
‘IN THIS WORLD THERE IS NOTHING CERTAIN BUT DEATH AND TAXES” Ben Franklin Times change. Ben Franklin is due a letter…..
2012
Dear Ben,
Now we know you were one of the founding fathers of the United States. You were an author, politician, diplomat, inventor, satrist and businessman and you made lots of quotes like your one about Death and Taxes. You were so right about death. These days even our club of the incredibly wealthy, (we have billionaires now) the super powerful; they call us “the one percent”, cannot buy our way out of the ultimate ending, DEATH. BUT, here’s where it all changes and you were wrong. You see Ben, now in America you can avoid paying taxes. It is not impossible. It is no longer “Certain” like you remember. It isn’t difficult either as long as you “buy” the necessary tools. I recommend a team of highly paid lawyers, an army of accountants, be sure to own your politicians, “golf” (you know what I mean) with a few important judges and finance (in the millions) something new to you, called LOBBIES. It’s a great formula because it works, Ben I recommend it, it works! Look at me, I and my 1% club own everything, there isn’t much left, I grabbed MY American Dream. Now I recognize you wrote in the Declaration of Independence that all men are equal in rights and that government is the servant NOT the master of the people. Ben, that’s not the way it is today. We live in a MODERN age. All men are not equal and its ok to have government be master as long as my club controls that government.
Let me explain: You must understand times have changed seriously to when you helped form the constitution. The constitution hasn’t been changed verbally but recently with the help of five justices in the Supreme Court and a self serving dysfunctional Congress new definitions (interpretations) have been allowed and “attached” to the framers document. Ben, rest assured it is still precious and kept in Washington to view. It is still tediously referred to in debates when the pundits want to s t r e t c h their points and comfortably forgotten when they don’t. Since you and your associates Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Thomas Paine and James Madison have left us it has been used to justify all kinds of political, lifestyle, environmental, and social decisions. Some you guys may even approve. However in the last twenty years our society has seriously shifted. In these few years we have created a club, made up of 1% who own, control and are SO RICH. Yes, we do have the others. We call them the 99%. Yes, I know you included them in the Declaration of Independence and Constitution but that was years ago.
Since you have been away we have redefined your friend Thomas Jefferson’s “We the people”. Ben it sounded great when the committee first drafted it over 200 years ago but these days nearly all the country’s wealth is in the hands of a tiny tiny few. It really means “We the rich and powerful”. Now understand we did not change the lovely writing, we merely adapted the “understanding” of the words. The judges and politicians don’t publicly admit our new definition – you can imagine why – but it is needed to comply to the MODERN American way.
Try to recognize it was a stroke of selfish genius that our club members have been able to create a modern interpretation of the constitution. Today, most Americans don’t bother to read the document you guys wrote. We all have more important concern focusing on our growing wealth, keeping it all in the family, and yes, granting ourselves healthy bonuses, (Now Christmas comes a few times each year in the MODERN calendar) and of course avoiding taxes. The others, the 99%, we leave to their reality shows on our corporate owned and controlled TV stations. We even have one called “Dancing with the Stars”, little like the minuet but MODERN! We manipulate the news with an army of political hacks who have become opinionated bigoted broadcasters. They are encouraged to sprinkle fear, bias, religion, abortion, God, guns and gays, even hate. We call in DISTRACTION. Our club keeps the others, the 99%. content, entertained.
I confess, we owe our success to “our” politicians. We could not have done it without them. We bank rolled their political campaigns with millions in “contributions” so they owe us. Some things never change like now It is pay back time. You once said “never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today”, so following your advice the one percent have taken control of all the financial institutions, corporations, press (yes we still have one but not like your old printing press), natural resources, and become so successful why we are BIG – TOO BIG TO FAIL. and we did it quickly like you suggested.
Our “friends” in congress have made the framers’ constitution look like a Swiss cheese – just joking – but we have bought, whoops, manged, lots of under the table tag-on holes in the laws so “We the Rich and Powerful”…don’t have to pay those “certain” taxes you were wrong about. Ben, would you believe these days you can sit home on your plantation just like the old days, do absolutely nothing, earn millions of $$$$$$ (called investments) and pay less than half the tax rate the gardeners get hooked for working your estate.
You wrote “He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.” Ben here you were 100% right. Money does everything and we do it all for money..we needed our friends to make it possible but it worked like I told you.
Your dear friend
a MODERN ONE PERCENT AMERICAN








